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Van Snyder's avatar

I went straight from Univac 1108 EXEC to DOS to OS/2 to Linux. Never used Windoze or MacOS of any vintage (except for writing an FTP server in Lisp on a Mac 2-CI). One of the cool OS/2 features was that it ran Windoze 3.11 apps faster than Windoze on the same hardware because it had a 32-bit graphics engine. IBM and Microsoft briefly conspired. Windoze NT was the result, based on the OS/2 1.4 Kernel, which remained as the kernel for Windoze for many years (maybe even now?). OS/2 faded away after Warp 5. Shortly after Windoze NT came out, a computer rag columnist (Spencer Katt?) remarked "Using Windows NT is like having a child help you."

Sorry, I don't have any Univac or OS/2 or Linux haiku.

John Droz's avatar

Van: A tidbit that almost no one knows is that Bill Gates and Microsoft were BIG fans of the Apple Mac OS — so much so that they created two what originally were MAC ONLY products that you might have heard about: Word and Excel...

Van Snyder's avatar

When my son worked for a small computer game company about twenty years ago he visited Microsoft. He noticed a cubicle farm filled with drones pounding away on MacIntoshes. He expressed surprise. His guide told him "Mr Gates loves the Macintosh! He's made far more money selling Word for Mac than Word for Windows!"

John Droz's avatar

Van: I think you meant "loves" but yes, what your son hear makes sense.

Martin McCarthy's avatar

Love a mid day laugh. Thanks.

John Droz's avatar

Marty: Glad I could provide some levity...

Nadia Nichols's avatar

That's hilarious! Is anything more frustrating than a misbehaving computer? Macs aren't perfect. I had a big fight with mine yesterday and I didn't win. Why doesn't the tab key work in Pages when I splice in a rewritten section of manuscript?

Did you hear my scream

just after lunch

when all should be peaceful?

You can never drown

in the same river twice

time changes everything

John Droz's avatar

SM: No one said Macs are perfect — just better than the alternative...Thank you for the Haikus! BTW, in the rare cases that Pages misbehaves, I found that quitting it and then resuming almost always fixes the issue...

Bob Armstrong's avatar

FORTH ( the most minimal language , upon which CoSy.com is built ) Haikus

https://forthsalon.appspot.com/haiku-about

Stephen Kirtland's avatar

My favorite was Webpage 6. My screams died alone in silence.

John Droz's avatar

Stephen: I can relate!

Kimball's avatar

Hilarious, and prescient!

John Droz's avatar

Kimball: Glad you appreciate the intended humor...